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F.A.Q. Now new and updated!!!! 1. What is the bike show? The bike show is a group of local citizens in nearby NW NJ, who just wont settle for the likes of Huffy, Murray, Mongoose, Kent and other pieces. They also aggressively ride their high-performance mountain bikes off road looking for new areas and awesome jumps to take over(for the definition of piece…please see our slang page) 2. "Why dont you change the name?" Die 3. “Is my head big?” If you have to ask…..well then; Yes. 4. “Is my tire flat?” If you have to ask…..well then; Yes. 5. “Is that a jump? Yes you dumbass 6. “This is a trail?” Yes you dumbass 7. Isn’t my MGX awsome? No…it’s a piece 8. Can I be a member? Yes….That is, if you have “Da Skillz!” 9. When does the bike show take place? When we say it does. 10. Wait what does bike show mean again? Shut up 11. I drive a Geo metro and I have Da Skillz…So am I allowed in the show? HELL NO! 12. How do I find the bike show? Easy…just look for the 2! best Mountain bikes in Stillwater! 13. When does the bike show run? All year-round 14. Why do so many people love bike show? Its INTENSE 15. Why do so many people hate bike show? We really dont know we didnt do anything wrong! 16. Why do you guys spend so much time riding your awesome bikes? Well we dont really, its more like about 2 hours a day at the most. anyway we need it. 17. Where did you get the crazy names for all bikeshow members? There are various elements that go into creating a name for a member, but we always accept suggestions for new members. 18. Why do you guys spend so much money on your bikes? you suck! Well if you ask this question then your a dumbass plain and simple and you maybe should find out what bikeshow actually is all about and not make fun of it! Bikeshow members all have skillz and we all race. So dont under estimate what we can do because we dont like it when people assume things about bikeshow. I think that answer pretty much answered all of your questions. Bannerate |